“He’s Livin’!” | Dave Chappelle’s New Tupac Track “I Wrote This Song A Long Time Ago”
Story by:
Justin Ward
For any of you that caught last week’s new episode of Dave Chappelle’s Show — the first from the original Season 3 episodes (now renamed “The Lost Episodes”) — you saw one hilarious skit on the always-expectable new Tupac record…
This is way too funny to me. It was in my head all last night. ?uestlove is the DJ.
Lyrics below.
DJ: **** exclusive, this that new Tupac.
Listen close, as life turns it’s pages,
Makaveli here kickin’ rhymes for the ages.
Seen things in stages,
Wise words spoken by sages,
From SkyTel to Blackberry pagers.
Your crew don’t phase us,
We’ll make you bustas pay us,
Run up in your spot like C.J. from San Andreas.
(Chorus)
I wrote this song a long time ago,
A real long time ago. Feel me!
I wrote this song a long time ago,
Was the dopest song I ever wrote… in ’94.
What can a N*gga do,
When half the people voted for George W.
Life’s a bitch, cause George W., can’t be true,
I wanna choke him, cause he’s a snitch,
I’m talkin’ bout George W. Smith, from city council,
He ran in ’93 out in Oakland, you probably didn’t hear about him.
(Chorus)
I wrote this song a long time ago,
A real long time ago.
Way before Slim Shady was in demand,
Way before we dropped bologna on Afghanistan.
I wrote this song in ’94.
{{missisng}} am I doin’ this.
Look around the club,
See everyone in the place,
Showing Pac love,
Got a smile on my face.
The girl in the miniskirt, has bad taste,
Cause that shirt don’t match,
There’s a pudding stain on the back.
And what the **** is that! It might be doo doo!
And you in the back you ain’t ****,
You want a Gin & Tonic but you didn’t even tip.
And if you hit this table one more time,
Then the record might skip… might skip.
I told you, stop hittin’ the table.
Tupac Shakur,
I wrote this rhyme in 1994.
I’m not alive!
Thug Life!
Dave Chappelle, that ain’t your wife.
{{missisng}} … Go Home!
(Chorus)
I wrote this song a long time ago,
A real long time ago.
Way before {{missisng}},
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids.
Don’t give him no coochie.
DJ: Tupac rest in peace.
Ok, I will.
it's true lol
hey this is a funny video can u send this to my email along with any other dave chappelle videos you have so i dont have to be online when i want to watch this videos.
Thanks
Dan
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hey this is a funny video can u send this to my email along with any other dave chappelle videos you have so i dont have to be online when i want to watch this videos.
Thanks
Dan
([email protected])
Haha, if i brought Tupacs latest i wuldnt be suprised if that was on it. I was listening to Loyal To The Game (2004 exec produced Eminem & Afeni Shakur) and heres sum qoutes from a few songs…. “Drop That S*** Em'” refering to the produce hu no1 knew till 99′
“Big Ballin ass N**** named Trice” reffering to Obie Trice hu made his 1st album in 2001 i believe.
And finally “Tupac! 2005!” which basicaly speaks for itself. Ive checked and thats all Tupac sayiong those qoutes!! Makaveli 7 day theory!
R&R C.D.K.
Haha, if i brought Tupacs latest i wuldnt be suprised if that was on it. I was listening to Loyal To The Game (2004 exec produced Eminem & Afeni Shakur) and heres sum qoutes from a few songs…. “Drop That S*** Em'” refering to the produce hu no1 knew till 99′
“Big Ballin ass N**** named Trice” reffering to Obie Trice hu made his 1st album in 2001 i believe.
And finally “Tupac! 2005!” which basicaly speaks for itself. Ive checked and thats all Tupac sayiong those qoutes!! Makaveli 7 day theory!
R&R; C.D.K.
the missin part in the last chorus is “beanie siegel had to do a bid”
the missin part in the last chorus is “beanie siegel had to do a bid”
i think the missing line is “you got a wife and you got two kids”
i think the missing line is “you got a wife and you got two kids”
He’s Alive!!
He’s Alive!!
it’s true lol
hey, has anyone heard of the band All Night Chemists? I was visiting NYC from Houston last month on business and I saw them at this place CODA.
hey, has anyone heard of the band All Night Chemists? I was visiting NYC from Houston last month on business and I saw them at this place CODA.